Three little pigs go out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” says the first little piggy. “I would like a Coke,” says the second little piggy. “I want, lots and lots of water,” says the third little piggy.
The waiter brings the drinks out and takes their dinner order.
‘I want a nice big steak,” says the first piggy. “I would like the salad plate,” says the second piggy. “I want water, lots and lots of water,” says the third little piggy.
The waiter brings the meals, and later returns to ask if the pigs would like any dessert.
“I want a banana split,” says the first piggy. “I want a root beer float,” says the second piggy. “I want water, lots and lots of water,” exclaims the third little piggy.
“Pardon me for asking, but why have you only ordered water?” the waiter questions.
The third piggy says,“Well somebody has to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home!”